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Vulcuran: We have to get out of here!!!
DMaster: PLUGER: No kidding, Im getting all the prisoners and getting someone to
get some kind of food.
Vulcuran: smart ass
DMaster: DM: Maybe you should help out a little instead of picking your ass.
DMaster: Dude what are you doing, quit spanking it.
Vulcuran: Im going to jump off the boat and help get the thing moving out of the cave.
Vulcuran: shut up
DMaster: The cave is beginning to shake more, and some rocks fall down from above, some hit the shore shattering,
while others plunge into the water
Vulcuran: get the boat moving
DMaster: Ok there are 10 men including yourself pushing it... then its getting to deep...
DMaster: Pluger finally got all the prisoners and troops on... they have stuck
long oars out the sides and begin to padel.
Vulcuran: Get onto the boat and get the hell outta here!
DMaster: ok... the cove is still shaking, rocks falling, everyone
is scrambling to get below deck.
DMaster: Pluger runs for his cabin
Vulcuran: I'll dodge the rocks
DMaster: Rolling to see if any hit you.... fortunately no real large rocks even hit the ship
DMaster: Nope you dodged successfully and get to your cabin, that is where your going right?
Vulcuran: yes
DMaster: ok you finally make it out to sea... the sea is thrashing the
boat... waves hitting it over and over
Vulcuran: Shit we hit a storm.
DMaster: Captain walks over to you, grabbing anything to stay standing
DMaster: CAPTAIN: We have to drop anchor, settle ourselves in! AYE!
This is a very angry sea matey! Hold on its going to be a long night!!
Vulcuran: ooooh ok great!
DMaster: for hours you sit and get hit by wave after wave of water...
by the dawns break you realize this wasnt a storm, the sky is blue!
The water is just nuts!
DMaster: The Captain walks over to you, holding on for dear life....
Vulcuran: Yes Captain
DMaster: CAPTAIN: Northbound M'Lord there are billows of smoke....
Its the Volcano no doubt, its erupting.... it will send tidal
wave after tidal wave at us... we need to get to safe harbor
soon!
DMaster: we anchored a few yards from the cave we are now a good 1/2 mile away
Vulcuran: So how far away is the nearest harbor
DMaster: Dont know sire! AYe this is not good!
Vulcuran: well we should try to get to a harbor
DMaster: The waves have steadily gotten worse
Vulcuran: We need food though
DMaster: CAPTAIN: We need to live first to eat!
DMaster: Pluger swaggers over to you.
Vulcuran: Well Captain I am Trusting your judgement whatever direction
you head is fine with me
DMaster: PLUGER: THis is not good, its the Volcano!
Vulcuran: No kidding
DMaster: CAPTAIN: Direction? Im afraid to move, we need to get close
to shore... preferably a little north of the caves. (The
cave of the Pirates were on an island )
DMaster: We need to hit solid land.
DMaster: No island!
Vulcuran: Well we need to stay close to shore but we gotta get out of here to
DMaster: CAPTAIN: I am raising the sails and bringing up the anchor
and making a bee line to the shore
Vulcuran: okay sounds good to me
DMaster: Pluger looks over to shaking his head
DMaster: to you
DMaster: PLUGER: We are doomed!
DMaster: this water is as violent as I have ever seen
Vulcuran: Pluger do me A big favor
DMaster: PL: What?
DMaster: What?
DMaster: WHat?
DMaster: What?
DMaster: What?
DMaster: What?
Vulcuran: Please be positive about the situation
DMaster: What?
DMaster: What?
DMaster: ok
Vulcuran: we will make it
DMaster: He moves on trying to get to his quarters...
DMaster: the boat violently starts shaking back and forth
Vulcuran: hang on everybody
DMaster: you are sailing for the coast, you can tell, but the ship
is popping in and out of the water. Water rushing on and off the deck of the ship
DMaster: a huge wave hits the boat almost knocking you out of the ship....
the next wave you will have to roll to stay on board...
Vulcuran: I'm going to my quarters
DMaster: Ok It will take you two rounds to get there....
1-3 ona 20 sided die that you get washed out of the vessel
DMaster: The next wave wasnt bad at all.... a small one
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: you're halfway there
Vulcuran: keep going
DMaster: next one you get drenched and slide a bit but you make it to your
Quarters...
DMaster: all your stuff is thrown about the room
Vulcuran: I am stay in my quarters unless someone needs me
Vulcuran: I will pick up alittle
Vulcuran: LaLaLaLa
Vulcuran: Damn smurf song
DMaster: well there is no one to get there... The boat is getting thrown
around... you can see the coast from here... the odd part about
the whole thing, is that the sky is blue
Vulcuran: Gummi Bears bouncing here and there and everywhere
DMaster: its not a storm...
DMaster: hee hee
Vulcuran: Damn must be the volcano causing underground quakes
DMaster: your closing in to the coast when a gigantic wave forms in the distance
Vulcuran: Oh shit brace myself for impact
DMaster: Pluger is a few yards from you...
Vulcuran: what is pluger doing
DMaster: PLUGER: BY ANIMAX ON HIGH!!!!! Were going to crash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DMaster: PLUGER: Oh wait... That looks like a large wave, it will destroy us but I will smile and be of good cheer...
Gotta stay positive as we DIE!!!!
Vulcuran: Shut up Pluger or I'll kick your ass
DMaster: The boat starts to rise and rise and rise and all of a sudden
you are upside down, water rushing everywhere
DMaster: your getting thrown around like a rag doll
Vulcuran: oh my god and goddess don't let me die like this
DMaster: and you watch yourself go head first into a beam... knocking you out cold.
DMaster: SMACK!
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: you wake up to crashing waves... and water hitting you and
rolling out... hitting you and rolling out
Vulcuran: look around
DMaster: you are laying half on a rock
DMaster: debris scattered everywhere...
Vulcuran: well I am gonna look for Pluger
DMaster: ummm no
Vulcuran: okay
Vulcuran: how about land
DMaster: you cant move your leg and your head is absolutely throbbing, you
can barely see
Vulcuran: well I will look at my leg
DMaster: its like laying in the wrong direction... its definitely broken
Vulcuran: Shit
DMaster: its half in the water.. it would most likely hurt but your head
is throbbing so bad you cant tell
Vulcuran: well I can't stay here forever
DMaster: there are large rocks scattered across the shoreline...
you happen to be on the farthest one out to sea.
DMaster: you can see the shore from where your at
DMaster: its a good 50 yards
Vulcuran: Well I need to get to shore
DMaster: you see half the boat wrecked up on shore, and bits of it
scattered about the rocks
Vulcuran: wait for a piece of wood to float my way
DMaster: there are people walking around on the shore, but its hard to
tell... its so far away
Vulcuran: I will start yelling hopefully someone will hear me
DMaster: Your lucky day... there is a piece floating about 10 feet
away... its coming your way... not sure if it will hold you...
Ill roll 1-20 20 being very large
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: you really cant... the pain is to much
DMaster: 15
DMaster: most likely will hold you.
DMaster: its right by you now
Vulcuran: grab it
Vulcuran: gotta fight pain and get to shore
DMaster: ok its a very thick piece...
Vulcuran: I will paddle with my hands
DMaster: ok well you can swim with one leg, your leg is broken and by
grabbing the wood you realized something is wrong with your
shoulder too...
DMaster: one leg is all you got
Vulcuran: well I guess it will have to do
DMaster: the tide is helping take you into shore...
1-5 on the 20 you head straight for a rock
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: You just miss one but you hit the gravel shore...
DMaster: You hear people in the distance... "LOOK! THE DUKE!!!!!"
Vulcuran: at least I made it to shore
Vulcuran: I am just gonna lay ther
Vulcuran: there
DMaster: after a few minutes you recognize Plugers voice
DMaster: "M'LORD! M'LORD!"
DMaster: you hear footsteps running...
Vulcuran: Pluger my friend how good it is to see you
DMaster: you are pretty much face first into the gravel
Vulcuran: well I will just lay there
DMaster: dodging water tides... you cant move, you have a dislocated shoulder
, broken leg, and a hurtin head
DMaster: Pluger slowly turns you over
Vulcuran: owowowo that hurts
DMaster: His eyes get real big "By Animax. M'Lord can you see me? Can you hear me!!!"
Vulcuran: yes I can I'm not dead yet
DMaster: PLUGER: you look terrible
Vulcuran: gee thanks nice to see you too
DMaster: get a board over here quick get him out of the cold water and
get him into warm clothes and blankets
DMaster: you hear hurried footsteps...
Vulcuran: Please be careful
Vulcuran: I hurt all over
DMaster: PLUGER: My lord we took a heavy hit... 5 drowned and washed up to shore
and 4 were killed on impact, cant even count how many of the prisoners
died
DMaster: (your men)
Vulcuran: Who did we lose
DMaster: 4 archers 3 crossbow men and 2 guards
Vulcuran: Damn
DMaster: PLUGER: This is truly a tragedy, but we have to get off the shore
line before the next round of waves hit at high tide
Vulcuran: Right
DMaster: 4 men lift you up and put a board under you, they grab the board
and walk with you...
DMaster: all the men look real beat up too
DMaster: lets see the weather
Vulcuran: Well let's find some kind of shelter
DMaster: Clear skys, a nice blue sky with brisk winds....
DMaster: I found abondoned huts to the west of here just a few walks
from here... looked like savage huts....
Vulcuran: Well Let's go then
DMaster: PLUGER: I almost gave up on you, you were gone for 1 day and a half
Vulcuran: Never give up on me
DMaster: you get to these crudely made huts of mud and sticks...
DMaster: symbols adorn them.
DMaster: unknown to you
Vulcuran: well at least it is shelter
DMaster: Pluger gets you undressed slowly and gets you in some clothes they
found on the shoreline from the crash
DMaster: he then wraps you in blankets....
DMaster: PLUGER: Rest now I will be back with some food M'Lord
Vulcuran: Thank You Pluger I need to rest for awhile
DMaster: DM: Pluger has a big ol gash on his face and he looks like a
dragon ran into him.
DMaster: he walks out closing the door... you are very comfortable
DMaster: you fall fast asleep
Vulcuran: well at least he doesn't have a broken leg and a dislocated shoulder
Vulcuran: good that is what I need right now
DMaster: You wake up and eat some fish and weed like stuff
DMaster: both tastes like crap but it will do do
Vulcuran: well Pluger any news to report while I was asleep
DMaster: Yeah we found some more prisoners... we are jamming them into
the huts... looks like a doosey of a storm is brewing off the coast...
DMaster: I think it will be heading this way...
Vulcuran: well at least we have some shelter
Vulcuran: What I need right now is a really good cleric
DMaster: PLUGER: I need sleep havent slept in 72 hours.... I am going to nap
I have 3 guards out of the huts keeping watch
DMaster: Our cleric died in the crash....
Vulcuran: sounds good I think I will go back to sleep myself
DMaster: First the plants you ate were frigellen Leaves
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: your body should be numb soon
DMaster: DM: it is, its getting numb as you too speak
Vulcuran: good that way I don't feel the pain
DMaster: right, he lifts the blankets off your bottom portion of your bed
DMaster: PLUGER: wont feel a thing
DMaster: CRAAACKKKKK!!!!!
DMaster: he is realigning your leg and settign it
Vulcuran: owowowowowowowo
Vulcuran: shit
DMaster: doesnt hurt but its disurbing none the less
DMaster: disturbing
Vulcuran: if I could feel it I would be doing that right now
DMaster: he sets it grabs a splint or two and ties up your leg
DMaster: then tucks you back in to bed and he lays down and falls asleep
Vulcuran: but I can't so I won't so I will wait until he is done playing
doctor and go to sleep myself
DMaster: you fall asleep quick
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: wake up to heavy winds
Vulcuran: shit here comes the storms
Vulcuran: storm
DMaster: leg is throbbing your head hurts and you can barely move your
arms due to your shoulder
DMaster: Pluger comes in... "Ahhh M'Lord... your awake"
Vulcuran: Look to see what Pluger is doing
Vulcuran: Yes I am
DMaster: You have been asleep for more then a half a day
Vulcuran: well I still feel like shit
DMaster: PLUGER: lets see, we are out of food...
DMaster: PL: we are down to 18 men not including ourselves
DMaster: PLUGER: Make that 28 men
DMaster: no 18
DMaster: sorry he didnt say that he just said 18
Vulcuran: well and let me guess we can't go hunting due to the storm rolling in
DMaster: including us
DMaster: well looks like this storm is blowing itself out, alot of
wind and nothing else... like an hour after eating tacos
DMaster: but the valcano was rumbling more last ni9ght
DMaster: night
Vulcuran: well how far away from the volcano are we
DMaster: and its scaring the wildlife
DMaster: Far enough away from danger....
DMaster: PLUGER: I dont have a map, its floating somewhere in the Zdroks
way right now
Vulcuran: well if I was better I would go hunting myself but I'm not
Vulcuran: I'm
DMaster: Well there is no wildlife for miles... they all bolted with the
storms, volcano and wild waves crashing
Vulcuran: well we gotta do get food soon
Vulcuran: ego
Vulcuran: go I mean
DMaster: ego?
DMaster: ok
DMaster: PLUGER: Can this get any worse?
Vulcuran: Pluger I don't want to know
DMaster: Dusk is setting in... we still have some fish so everyone
is rationing there food... fish and oak leaves for dinner tonight
Vulcuran: well I want to sleep
DMaster: got to eat, need the energy to heal up.
Vulcuran: okay fine eat then sleep
Vulcuran: then
DMaster: PLUGER: We have 18 men including us, and 22 prisoners.
DMaster: 2 which are male, the rest are women
Vulcuran: man I how I wish we never had to go after the pirates
DMaster: PLUGER; Hind site is always 20/20
DMaster: WEll lets push you out here get you some fresh air
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: Pluger pushes you out side, the wind is fresh and brisk
DMaster: the sun just set so a nice purple reddish sunset forms across the horizon
Vulcuran: Well I will sit and utter a silent prayer to my goddess
DMaster: Todd
Vulcuran: to get us out of this in one pice
Vulcuran: piece
DMaster: There is one god on the planet that you know of. that all of you worship
DMaster: Animax, he is male and he is the only god you ever known
Vulcuran: Okay fine I will utter a silent prayer to Animax to get us out
of this in one piece
DMaster: so you utter a pray to Animax
DMaster: hee hee
DMaster: ok... you take a cat nap, relaxing a bit... Pluger sits by your
side on the ground just staring out over the waters. THe waters
are still rough looking but not as bad as before
DMaster: Suddenly...
Vulcuran: yes
DMaster: Pluger nudges you
Vulcuran: what Pluger
DMaster: "M-M-M'lord... what is that>??????"
Vulcuran: what is what
Vulcuran: look to see what Pluger is looking at
DMaster: Im sending it to you in email...
Vulcuran: okay do you want me to look right now
DMaster: yes right now
Vulcuran: okay be right back
DMaster: PLUGER: I have never scene anything like that before!
Vulcuran: Holy shit
Vulcuran: ghost ship creepy
DMaster: it just floats along....
Vulcuran: keep watching it
DMaster: You here others and see others gasping pointing out the ocean
DMaster: everyone is now peering out to see it
Vulcuran: keep watching it
Vulcuran: this can't be good Pluger I think we should get the hell out of here
DMaster: it slowly fades... it didnt float no where, though the sails
were flapping and the water moved like it was going a few knots
DMaster: PLUGER: I have never scene anything like it before....
Vulcuran: neither have I
DMaster: It eventually fades to nothing... the water loses its green
glow and its dark again
DMaster: A figure approaches
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: It stands in front of you...
Vulcuran: look up
DMaster: FIGURE: "can't beleive your not dead."
Vulcuran: must be vicky
DMaster: DM: Pretty good there
DMaster: She throws back her shawl
DMaster: Pluger finally convinced me to heal your sorry ass
Vulcuran: well I am sorry to disappoint you
Vulcuran: Well Thank You Pluger
DMaster: Pluger nods
DMaster: She pushes you forcefully back into the cave.
DMaster: er into the hut
Vulcuran: okay
Vulcuran: I will let her do her magic
Vulcuran: LaLaLaLaLa
Vulcuran: okay gus I'm waiting
DMaster: she grabs your face.... by the cheeks, finger nails diggin into you a bit
DMaster: wait Im looking for something
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: LOOKS into your eyes and says
Vulcuran: yes
DMaster: "Im glad your not dead....."
Vulcuran: why
Vulcuran: okay gus
DMaster: HOLD ON SPANKY IM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: She continues:
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: "It will take the joy out of my life by killing you MYSELF!!"
Vulcuran: great she still wants to kill me
DMaster: "Now is not the place...."
DMaster: "Or time..."
Vulcuran: Well Thank You for sparing me
DMaster: "Some one tells me your a very good ranger..."
Vulcuran: Yes I am
Vulcuran: How did you find that out about me
Vulcuran: one guess Pluger
DMaster: "I Have my ways..."
Vulcuran: I am glad that you are alive
DMaster: "Now shut your hole, I have to do my thing."
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: She takes the blanket up and begins to chant and go into a trance
Vulcuran: here we go again
DMaster: your leg gets all warm and hurts... (just like last time)
Vulcuran: okay
Vulcuran: dobedobedo
DMaster: then she travels up to your shoulder, then your arm, and your head.
Vulcuran: I bet I feel great when she is done
DMaster: it hurts alot, then it all feels better... Pluger comes in and
carry's her away after she faints
DMaster: yes you feel real good, tired, but good
Vulcuran: Thank You Pluger take good care of her even if she still want's to kill me
Vulcuran: Wait for Pluger to come back
DMaster: Pluger comes back... we have to get going... they will try
and send some one after us we are at least a week late and a good
3 weeks journey away from home
Vulcuran: Well we should move out
Vulcuran: is everybody up to it
DMaster: We will rest tonight and get going fresh and early in the moring,
we need to get to a good place to hunt first, and fish early, we
will have to carry some food inland, and well, fish is it
Vulcuran: okay well everyone get some sleep I need to get some air
DMaster: Ok you get up, your a little dizzy... but you happen to make it ok
Vulcuran: Pluger I will be back in a little bit
DMaster: PLuger: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Vulcuran: Well I am gonna go for a walk by myself
Vulcuran: maybe get a bearing on where we are
DMaster: Well its pretty dark
DMaster: there is no moon...
DMaster: All you know from what Pluger said is to the East is Zdroks way...
Vulcuran: well I will go sit outside the hut then and look out at the water
Vulcuran: just need some air
DMaster: ok
Vulcuran: I will stay outside for a while and will go back in when I get tired
DMaster: Ok you do that.
Vulcuran: go to sleep then
Vulcuran: hope Pluger wakes me up or I wake up before everyone else
DMaster: He gets you up, you hear people around talking quietly
Vulcuran: listen to what they are saying
DMaster: TIme to move, I went fishing with 10 men and got enough food for a
day or too
Vulcuran: good let's move out then
DMaster: There just chatting about last night and the ghost ship
Vulcuran: Well let's not worry about creepy shit like that let's get home
DMaster: everyone gathers the few things they still have and you guys head out.
Vulcuran: Okay we will head east
DMaster: East into the ocean?
Vulcuran: no
Vulcuran: Okay west then
DMaster: Ok the bunch of you head out all 40 of you...
DMaster: heading away from the raging sea... the weather:
Vulcuran: yes
DMaster: Sunshine @60 this morning and a nice breeze.
DMaster: check your mail.
Vulcuran: good day
Vulcuran: okay
Vulcuran: be right back
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