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DMaster: Ok you are on the outskirts of the town
Vulcuran: we saw two inn's right next to each other
DMaster: thats right
DMaster: KRINUS: I though she said this was a little village?
Vulcuran: Me too, it looks like it might have grown since huh?
DMaster: KR: Better for us, they might have a ship to sail back on, or at least merchants we can bumm a ride with!
Vulcuran: I will enter the one that looks more respectable
DMaster: Ok you enter the Silver Stream Inn and Bar
Vulcuran: I will approach the innkeeper
Vulcuran: or barkeep whichever
DMaster: ok, when you enter in front of you is a tables with a few patrons sitting having drinks and meals
DMaster: to your left is what seems to be check in
DMaster: to your left is the bar itself
Vulcuran: go to the check in
DMaster: Stairs are in the far left hand corner
DMaster: Ok, there stands a women
DMaster: Brown hair
Vulcuran: I will say hello
Vulcuran: and ask where we are
DMaster: WOMEN: H'allo
DMaster: WO: You are in the Silver stream Sir
Vulcuran: I mean the name of the town M'lady
DMaster: WOMEN: Union Heights Sire
Vulcuran: How much are your rooms
DMaster: ummmmm well
DMaster: WOMEN: 1-3rd floor is a SP a piece, while 4th-7th is 2 SP and the top floor is 1 gold
Vulcuran: well I would like the top floor
DMaster: DM; You have 22 women, 8 men and you & Pluger
Vulcuran: okay floor 4 then
DMaster: KRINUS: M'Lord if we have to pay to get back, that would be at least 5-6 GP's for the rooms for one night
DMaster: KR: That means we could be short of money
Vulcuran: well what would you like to do sleep in the woods
Vulcuran: ask how to get to the docks
DMaster: KRINUS: Well no find out if we can get on a boat first before shelling out alot of money
Vulcuran: from here
DMaster: WOMEN: Follow the road a ways then you will see the rusty goblet Bar, take a right and straight
ahead you will see the docks
Vulcuran: Thank You we will be back
DMaster: the woman smales and nods
Vulcuran: we will leave the building and follow her directions
DMaster: ok, your party is waiting outside as you walk out
Vulcuran: okay let's go
DMaster: you follow the road until you get to the Rusty goblet
Vulcuran: take a right
DMaster: ok you start going downhill a bit and shure enough the docks appear from around the buildings
Vulcuran: and then go straight ahead
DMaster: ok you are at the docks... it looks pretty busy
DMaster: people walking around, pushing carts of stuff and carrying things
Vulcuran: well I suppose we should find a ship
DMaster: You see alot of the Town Guards, at least that is what you think they are
Vulcuran: or find the dockmaster
DMaster: Ok there are 6 docks straight out to the waters, each dock has a building next to it. There is a very large
building at the first dock.
Vulcuran: go there
DMaster: ok... you are stopped by two guards
Vulcuran: because we are not from around here
DMaster: GUARD2: OH? Where you from then?
Vulcuran: I am Vulcuran Duke of Camerondale
DMaster: GUARD1: Hmmm You dont look like a Duke let alone one for Camerondale.
DMaster: GUARD2: You are leading a bunch of women dressed in outfits around, along with some guards... well,
my guess your a Pimp
Vulcuran: well if you had known what I have been through in the past couple of weeks you would understand
why we look like we do
DMaster: THey nod their heads...
DMaster: GUARD1: Impersonating an official is a serious crime sir, are you sure you want to reconsider your answer?
Vulcuran: No I know who I am
Vulcuran: I wouldn't lie
DMaster: GUARD2: Ok we will take you to our Captain, he'll know what to do with you.
Vulcuran: Great
Vulcuran: here we go again
DMaster: GUARD1: ok sir, just put your hands behind your back
DMaster: Pluger comes up to the front
Vulcuran: Pluger easy
DMaster: PLUGER: I would like to visit with your leader
DMaster: GUARD1: Why its not going to change the verdict of this liar here
DMaster: PLUGER: Whatever, I would like to visit your leader please.
DMaster: GUARD2 places chains on your wrists
DMaster: and starts moving you away from the docks
Vulcuran: just follow the guards
DMaster: GUARD1: ok well this guy isnt resisting, so take him to the Castle.... We'll meet back up at headquarters.
Vulcuran: go peacefully
DMaster: The one guard takes pluger to the north while your getting pulled to the west. Your party just stands there...
Vulcuran: well I can't yell anything
DMaster: ok you get taken to a house that has bars on it
Vulcuran: jail again
DMaster: its made of a plain stone
DMaster: you get shoved inside...
DMaster: inside is a big burly man puffing on a ciggerette
Vulcuran: I have been in one too many of these
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: MAN: Eh whats this?
DMaster: GUARD2: THis here is the Duke of Camerondale!
DMaster: MAN: Eh? Is it now? Why is he chained then?
DMaster: GUARD2: Sire he is obviously lying
DMaster: MAN; Oh Oh, ok
DMaster: MAN: Put him in the cell, we'll deal with him later
DMaster: you get pushed into a cell
DMaster: and the door locked behind you
Vulcuran: okay
Vulcuran: look around
DMaster: its a scummy cell with a small window towards the top leading out.
Vulcuran: I will sit down
DMaster: A bench and a hole, most likely to piss in is in the room, and that is it
Vulcuran: sit on the bench
Vulcuran: I guess I wait now
DMaster: ok you sit there...
DMaster: ok you wait.
DMaster: After a while, two guards walk in
Vulcuran: will just keep waiting
Vulcuran: here we go
Vulcuran: now I'm done
DMaster: and they are chit chatting about stuff
DMaster: You here "Pimp? really?"
DMaster: hear
DMaster: One guard walks over to you...
Vulcuran: just keep listening
DMaster: GUARD3: hey sir, you got some wenches for hire?
Vulcuran: they aren't wenches
DMaster: GUARD3: How much for one, for ... say an hour?
DMaster: GUARD3: Ill give you 1 Gold
Vulcuran: I ignore them
DMaster: GUARD3: sir, 1 gold for a nice blonde one OK?
DMaster: Guard3: 45 minutes tops
Vulcuran: keep ignoring them
Vulcuran: keep ignoring them
DMaster: Guard3: hes not answering me.... he has to be a pimp...
DMaster: then after a while, another guard pokes his head in
Vulcuran: well if I was a pimp I would be jumping at the chance to take your money but since I'm not I don't want to talk to you
DMaster: GUARD4: HEY! Is there a Guy by the name of Vol-cure-on or something like that here?
Vulcuran: That would be me
DMaster: GUARD4: Oh ok, guys let him go, you have the Duke of Camerondale locked up....
DMaster: GUARD4: orders straight from Prince Ventora himself
Vulcuran: way to go Pluger
Vulcuran: I think to myself
DMaster: The guard unlocks the door and offers an apology
Vulcuran: No problem the way I look I understand
Vulcuran: I look at the guards
DMaster: One has the door open for you the other two just stand by the desk of the smoking man
Vulcuran: Well I will leave
Vulcuran: may I have my stuff back now
DMaster: Ok, they give you your sword... and a bag of gold
Vulcuran: Thank You
Vulcuran: I will walk out
DMaster: ok now what
Vulcuran: Where to go now
DMaster: ok there stands two guards who appear to be a little higher up, and Pluger
Vulcuran: Pluger old friend Thank You
DMaster: PLUGER; Ok lets get going... Prince Ventora wants to meet the DUke of Camerondale
DMaster: PLUGER; Yeah yeah, lets get going
Vulcuran: good I want to meet the Prince too
DMaster: ok you walk down a few winding roads...
DMaster: Pluger is quiet
DMaster: the town is bussling with activity
Vulcuran: Pluger I am sorry about the way I have been acting
DMaster: alot of people here, and everyone seems fairly friendly
DMaster: Pluger he just keeps walking....
DMaster: you finally reach the castle.
DMaster: Its a real nice one
Vulcuran: Finally a castle
DMaster: you go in and get escorted to the throne room by 8 guards
Vulcuran: I will bow before the Prince and say M'lord
DMaster: the throne room is real nice too, plush carpeting, large throne
DMaster: Prince looks nods and raises his hand in a gesture to get up
DMaster: VENTORA: So, I see your in a bit of a pickle
Vulcuran: Yes M'lord I am
DMaster: VENTORA; Since we deal with Camerondale alot, I would like to offer you a trip home, on me
DMaster: VENTORA: Consider it a thank you for the many years of prosperity your trade route brings...
Vulcuran: Thank You M'lord I will gladly accept
DMaster: VENTORA: And the protection you have placed on it, I have heard the Pirates were defeated by another
group we were fearful it was another band of pirates
DMaster: Now I have been informed it was you.
DMaster: He walks down and sticks out his hand to shake yours
Vulcuran: shake his hand
DMaster: He smiles...
Vulcuran: M'lord might I ask another favor
DMaster: VENTORA: But tonight please, let us rejoice that you have survived this stint, and you will be shipped
out first thing in the morning
DMaster: VENTORA: Yes, Anything
Vulcuran: may me and my people clean up first
Vulcuran: also can I have a razor so I can shave
DMaster: VENTORA: Yes, this castle will be your shelter for the night!
DMaster: He smiles, why your room will have all you need
Vulcuran: Thank You again M'lord you don't know how long it has been since we slept in real beds
Vulcuran: with a roof over our heads
DMaster: He nods and walks back up to his throne, please Guards, show the gentlemen to there quarters, and get
the rest of his party and get them back here
Vulcuran: I bow again and say Thank You
DMaster: VENTORA; Your welcome
Vulcuran: I will follow the guards
DMaster: the guards take you to your quarters, its an extremely long hall with at least 20 doors on each side,
you cant see where the hall stops...
DMaster: they open the first door, and show you in, they close the door behind you.
DMaster: now what?
Vulcuran: good I look for the bathtub or whatever they have
DMaster: well you have a large 25 x 25 room, with a fireplace on the left wall
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: straight ahead is a doorway that has a curtain on it and a table in the middle of this room
Vulcuran: look on the table
DMaster: to the right is a sofa of sorts, and a smaller table
DMaster: there is a bowl of fresh fruit on it, but nothing else
Vulcuran: go to the curtain
DMaster: ok.
Vulcuran: pull the curtain
DMaster: ok its another room, its 25 wide and 20 deep
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: there is a bed to the right and a tub to the left
DMaster: its a stone tub with a fireplace underneath
DMaster: also a stone sink of sorts next to it
Vulcuran: look for a towel,razor and anything else to clean up with
DMaster: two large rotund vases sit next to the tub
Vulcuran: okay
Vulcuran: look in them
DMaster: in the sink area there are 3 towels and leather bag filled with razors, cream, soaps and other stuff
DMaster: they are filled with water
Vulcuran: use them for the tub
Vulcuran: grab a towel and some soap
DMaster: ok you fill the tub with a vase of water, it fills it about halfways
Vulcuran: check the water to see how warm it is
DMaster: its freezing, this the fireplace underneath the tub slapper
Vulcuran: I will get it going
DMaster: ok there is a box of flint and stone with some paper
Vulcuran: get it lit
DMaster: the Fireplace has a bunch of twigs and logs
Vulcuran: like I said get it lit
DMaster: ok you get it going quick
DMaster: now you can probably shave
Vulcuran: I will do that while I wait for the water to get warm
DMaster: ok you shave
Vulcuran: Then I will strip down and get in the tub
DMaster: ok the tub is nice and warm...
DMaster: are you going to use some soap?
Vulcuran: yes
DMaster: ok you get all cleaned up
Vulcuran: lay back and relax for awhile in the tub
DMaster: ok
DMaster: the water is getting warmer and warmer
Vulcuran: add the other vase to cool it down
DMaster: ok...
DMaster: ok your done getting ready
DMaster: I mean done cleaning
Vulcuran: I will get out and dry off
DMaster: ok,
DMaster: now what
Vulcuran: then I will pull my hair back into a ponytail
DMaster: ok
Vulcuran: wish I had some different clothes
Vulcuran: look around
DMaster: Yeah the ones you got are pretty ragged
DMaster: your clothes lay on the floor
Vulcuran: take them to the bed
DMaster: ok
Vulcuran: go sit on the bed
DMaster: ok
DMaster: now what smacker
Vulcuran: pull the covers down and lay in bed for awhile
Vulcuran: covers get pulled back up
DMaster: ok.. you doze to sleep pretty quickly
DMaster: you get shaken awake
Vulcuran: look
DMaster: Its Krinus...
Vulcuran: hello Krinus what is it
DMaster: KRINUS: M'Lord you sleep like a rock!
Vulcuran: sorry
DMaster: KRINUS: Its 7pm, its time to eat
Vulcuran: I just wish I had some better clothes to put on
DMaster: Krinus laughes,
Vulcuran: what
Vulcuran: is so funny
DMaster: KRINUS: You do sleep like a log, here over here, some clothes
Vulcuran: look
DMaster: a nice plain white shirt, with nice leather pants...
DMaster: some nice soft boots
Vulcuran: get up and go get dressed
Vulcuran: now these are real clothes
DMaster: ok Krinus: Oh man its a feast to be had, the hall is huge, and there are like a hundred servents and
stuff, oh this is going to be fun, Ventora mentioned a band!
DMaster: He is all giddy
Vulcuran: good
DMaster: KRINUS: You ready to get going?
Vulcuran: hold on want to make sure I look good
DMaster: Ok
Vulcuran: okay good enough let's go eat and be merry
DMaster: You look like you always look, just a little more plain due to the plain clothes
DMaster: ok Krinus leads you out of your room and down the long hall
DMaster: that leads to double doors
Vulcuran: keep following
DMaster: you enter into this enormous room filled with lights, torches and lanterns, the smell of cooking goose,
and turkey fill the room. Chatter and laughing fills the room
Vulcuran: good it is good to hear sounds like this again
DMaster: all 30 people are at this giant table, Pluger sits to the far left with Vicky, the Prince sits at the
head table with an empty chair
Vulcuran: must be for me
DMaster: Krinus runs over to a chair saved for him
DMaster: Ventora waves you over
Vulcuran: I will take my seat Thank You again M'lord
DMaster: He smiles
DMaster: He stands up: Eat! Everyone Eat, drink,
DMaster: get drunk whatever he yells
DMaster: everyone dives in and begins eating
Vulcuran: eat too
Vulcuran: I want wine
DMaster: you gobble your food down, he has fine wines, fines meads, fine ales, fine beeers, etc. and spirits
Vulcuran: drink whatever is the best
DMaster: ok your drinking some beer, its lighter and you can drink more of it
Vulcuran: good
Vulcuran: I won't get drunk though
DMaster: ok everyone is pretty much finished with the food, and the servants take the food away only to replace
it with finger foods, and more wines and beers and spirits
DMaster: the Band starts playing
Vulcuran: yes
DMaster: most of the party is up dancing and having a ball
DMaster: the Prince looks at you...
Vulcuran: let them enjoy
Vulcuran: M'lord
DMaster: PRINCE: CAre to take a walk?
Vulcuran: yes M'lord I would
DMaster: ok you two head for a doorway and head up these stairs and finally reach a balcony looking out over the ocean
The large moon is almost full, the water shimmers in its reflection. Light whispy clouds dot the sky and stars are
twinkling. The breeze is light and warm...
Vulcuran: man that is a beautiful sight
DMaster: VENTORA: Yes it is...
DMaster: VENTORA: So Vulcuran, If I may call you that...
Vulcuran: I have always loved looking at the ocean
Vulcuran: Yes you may
DMaster: VENTORA: What is the big market this coming year? I would like to be the first to start producing it
Vulcuran: well M'lord I am not sure
DMaster: VENTORA: The quicker we get going... the more money we can get for my town
Vulcuran: well what were you producing last year
DMaster: DM: Actually you do know, with the threat of Skello, Animax gear is in high demand
Vulcuran: Animax gear is in high demand M'lord
DMaster: VENTORA: Yes, Excellent, this will give us a chance to get the jump on the rest.
Vulcuran: with the threat Skello is causing
DMaster: VENTORA: Yes, we are fortunate that we are this far east, it will take decades for him to get over to
this part of the land,
DMaster: He seems very pleased with your info
Vulcuran: anything to help since you have helped us
DMaster: VENTORA: Are you heading back to your wife?
Vulcuran: don't have a wife
Vulcuran: I am single
DMaster: VENTORA: Pardon me Vulcarian
Vulcuran: that's okay
DMaster: VENTORA: My wife passed away last year with a strange desiese
Vulcuran: I am sorry to hear that
DMaster: VENTORA: I am on the look for a new wife, I must have offspring to run my land when I go
Vulcuran: I understand that feeling too
DMaster: VENTORA: BAH! Lets join the party! Come, Vulcarian we will dance and rejoice of our good fortune!
Vulcuran: Okay M'lord
DMaster: you two go down...
DMaster: everyone is bouncing about and laughing and having a good time
Vulcuran: maybe I can go sing with the band seeing as I am a vocalist
DMaster: well this is not your style of music, you liek it but its not your singing style
DMaster: you see Krinus dancing with 4 other girls... he is loving it
DMaster: Pluger is sitting down with a few guards, with Vicky on his lap
DMaster: some women are around them too
DMaster: ok
Vulcuran: will go more beer
DMaster: ok
DMaster: you pour yourself some more
DMaster: its real smooth and good
DMaster: so to lay it out, 15 girls are dancing, 4 guards are too
Vulcuran: I will just watch everyone enjoy themselves
Vulcuran: well it looks like it is time for the old Duke to strut his stuff
DMaster: pluger has his little group at the table and you and the prince are chit chatting watching over this merryment
DMaster: you going to dance?
Vulcuran: well M'lord I see women dancing so I think it is time to go dance
DMaster: He smiles: BAH what the hell! Lets go
DMaster: I rolled a d20, 20 being great and 1 being a horrible dancer
DMaster: 16 for you
Vulcuran: good
DMaster: 9 for the prince, he seems a little rusty but no one really notices
Vulcuran: who cares we are getting drunk and stuff
DMaster: most of the girls are dancing all around you
Vulcuran: keep dancing
DMaster: and the Prince... you and the prince and krinus all get stuck in the middle while the girls dance around you
Vulcuran: cool
Vulcuran: now this is what I call a party
Vulcuran: Hellooo
DMaster: everyone is dancing having a good time
Vulcuran: okay I will just keep dancing
Vulcuran: look at the women while I do
DMaster: ok one seems to keep close to you while your dancing
DMaster: uhh oh oh oh shania twain babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
DMaster: man she feels like a women,
Vulcuran: HaHa
DMaster: wish she would feel me up instead!
DMaster: well thats the style of music playing
Vulcuran: okay
Vulcuran: so what does this chick look like
DMaster: one sec, gonna send it
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: sending now
Vulcuran: okay I'm back she is a honey
DMaster: yup
DMaster: everyone is dancing and having a blast
DMaster: a slow song starts to play
Vulcuran: I will ask her if she would care to dance
DMaster: she accepts
DMaster: you are slow dancing....
Vulcuran: okay
Vulcuran: look at her while I do
DMaster: ok, she has her head on your chest...
Vulcuran: gotta play it cool
Vulcuran: I will keep going
DMaster: you see Pluger and Vicky dancing, Krinus us dancing, and the Prince is dancing with like 4 girls... hee hee
Vulcuran: cool
Vulcuran: I aint worried about Vicky or Pluger right now
DMaster: fast music again, everyone breaks up and starts dancing, Vicky is dancing is jumping around pluger to dance
but he is not a dancer
Vulcuran: never was
DMaster: He stands there while she dances around him
DMaster: other girls are dancing around him eager to get him to dance
Vulcuran: well I ask the girl I am dancing with her name
DMaster: Sandra
Vulcuran: I tell her my name
DMaster: SANDRA: Oh beleive me I know your name
Vulcuran: do you and why is that
DMaster: She looks at you kind of strange,
Vulcuran: I guess I am pretty famous
DMaster: SANDRA: Well, you are leading these men right? You killed Vickies family and she has cursed you
more then say a hundred times
DMaster: I know your name, with every evil adjective added to it possible
DMaster: la la la they said I bet theyll never make it, but look at us holding on, were still together,
still going strong,
DMaster: your still the one, I run too, the one I belong too
Vulcuran: you go dude
DMaster: your the still the one I love, the only one I dream of
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: ok just waiting for you to respond
Vulcuran: well she can hate me if she likes I don't care
DMaster: she just dances.
Vulcuran: keep dancing until I get tired
DMaster: your pretty wiped... its now about 10pm...
DMaster: Everyone is winding down, including the band who has played for 3 hours straight
Vulcuran: Well M'lady I hate to be such a party pooper but I think I shall go to my room and bed
DMaster: She smiles and says: Ok, Dukey, she dances off to the rest of the women
Vulcuran: Kiss her hand and Thank her for the dance
Vulcuran: before she dances off
DMaster: ok she smiles and she waltz off
Vulcuran: I will look for the Prince
DMaster: He is sitting down with like 8 women all around him chattering and giggling... he has a huge smile on his face...
Vulcuran: I approach and say Good Night M'lord
DMaster: He stands up, hes a bit tipsy
DMaster: PRINCE: Vulc my good man, Sleep well tonight... (hicup) I will see you off tomorrow, tah tah!
Vulcuran: I will M'lord
DMaster: he shakes your hand then falls back into his seat
Vulcuran: bow to head to my room
Vulcuran: him
DMaster: ok, you head off to your room
DMaster: ok you go through the double doors, then down the hall way to your room
Vulcuran: stay sharp
DMaster: will u go into your room?
Vulcuran: yes
DMaster: ok... you go in...
DMaster: were to the bed?
Vulcuran: look around
DMaster: it looks like the entry room, like before
Vulcuran: yes after I undress
DMaster: ok you undress and hit the sack,
DMaster: you fall fast asleep
Vulcuran: okay
DMaster: ok you wake up to knocks on your door
Vulcuran: I will get up and get dressed and then open the door
DMaster: Ok its a servant...
Vulcuran: Yes
DMaster: SERVANT: M'Lord, here is your clothes for the day, your ship will set sail in one hour.
The Prince Ship wishes to meet with you prior to you setting sail.
Vulcuran: Thank You I will clean up alittle more and get dressed and go meet with the Prince
DMaster: ok... the prince is on his throne sitting a little side ways with what looks like an ice bag on his head
Vulcuran: M'lord I whisper
DMaster: PRINCE: wha! oh Vulcarian! Ohhhhhh (grumble) my head..... aye! My head, I do not drink very often, so I
am feeling the ill effects this morn!
Vulcuran: well at least you had a good time last night
DMaster: PRINCE: Vulcarian, please give my best to Jeramiah
Vulcuran: I will
DMaster: PRINCE: Oh yes, to much to be honest, I woke up with three of your women, please accept my apologies for that event...
DMaster: PRINCE; Have him contact me, we will have to meet again.... would love to talk over some ideas I have with him
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