DMaster: You finish breakfast and head over to Morty’s with Ferrelus. He looks very alert, and Plugr is there
DM: on a side note Ive been spelling Plugr wrong for like 20 EPs

Chance: Chan:Good Morning

DMaster: They look up
MORT: Chance my boy, right on time. Plugr here is going to sit in with us today.

Chance: Chan: well I wanted to start off on the right foot. wouldn’t look good if I showed up late!

DMaster: FER: Morning Gents, time to get sweaty.
Furrows his brow, scratches head
FER: uhh, that didn’t sound good

Chance: Chan: time to be serious, Ferellus

DMaster: FER: Yes, and you are a ‘serious’ dickbag!
The training starts, unfortunately for you it was dumbed down a bit to get Ferellus into the mix. It was a good 3 hours and you both seem to do pretty good. The three of you take a quick dip in the water to wash off the sweat, then it’s off to get lunch. You end up at the Inn, at a table with Plugr going over things. Like map making, etiquette, teaching you how to get out of tight spots, etc…

Chance: try to listen very closely, pay attention.

DMaster: The day flew by. Nothing really happens, so Plugr sends you home.

Chance: Will stay sharp on the way to Ferellus’s home.

DMaster: As you come out of his bedroom, Shanna is walking out her room Looks at you two

Chance: Chan: good evening, Shanna

DMaster: SHA: Uhh, when did you two get here, where have you been all day and why do you look like you were run through the gauntlet?

Chance: Chan: well, maybe we were.
look over at Ferellus with a dumb smile.

DMaster: Ferellus’s mom walks over
MOM: Now now, Shanna, they are just busy. They were hired for an important job
Shanna bursts out laughing making her boobs bounce and jiggle.
SHA: These clowns? I bet who ever hired them is getting a discount rate.
Ferullus frowns and retorts:
FER: Not all of us can skate by with a ditzy smile and big boobs, some us have to have actual talent to get by
You see Shanna’s eyes grow big and angry.
SHA: Ferellus, you little!!
Walking at him with her hand raised
MOM: OK, OK, do we have to do this everyday, really? Just get ready for dinner.

Chance: Bust out laughing

DMaster: You eat, settle into his room and then fall fast asleep

 

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NEW DAY

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Chance: see if I wake up before Ferellus

DMaster: Nope, he is sitting on the edge of his bed stretching.
FER: Ahhh awake, I am sore, I feel like I ran a marathon

Chance: Chan: how is it you are always awake before me? Can I clean up first for a change?

DMaster: He glances at you funny, shrugs his shoulders.
FER: Yeah go ahead, I have to wake my mom and dad. You will have to set up the barrel at the pulley out the hole, might have to wait a bit for warm water though

Chance: Chan: a little cold water never hurt anyone. it wakes the senses

DMaster: He is stretching again, lets out a big yawn.
FER: Yeah
Scratches his nuts
FER: It shrinks your wiener too.

Chance: Chan: A little bit of Etiquette, please?

DMaster: FER: Get bent
You head outside and set up the barrel, but it looks like it was already there. After you realize the barrel is in place You can see into the “bathroom.”

Chance: see what I see

DMaster: It’s Shanna, naked in the bathroom. She doesn’t notice you, she wouldn’t its a smaller slot to fit the pulley connection. She is getting ready. Its the secret roll and no shit, you got a 20.
DM: Again, he is a teenage boy, that’s what they do.

Chance: wait till she is done, keeping a close eye on… things.

DMaster: You see her towel off and leave the room

Chance: thinking ‘finally my turn’

DMaster: DM: WHAT? Yeah, sure. watching a gorgeous big boobed woman naked getting ready does not end with “Finally my turn” for a teenage boy. It’s… I need to pull the pecker man!
So you get into the bathroom, but have to walk around with a boner. After you, Ferellus gets ready. You two eat some breakfast. Head over to Morty’s, there are a few drifting clouds, but mostly sunny. Pretty warm with little breeze. It doesn’t look like Plugr is there.

Chance: Chan: and a good morning, where is Plugr?

DMaster: Morty is getting organized.
MORT: He wont be training everyday with us.

Chance: Chan: ahh, okay was just wondering

DMaster: The training was a bit more advanced, but it’s everything you already knew. It allowed you to refine some of the moves and techniques. Afterwards you grab some lunch at the Inn. Plugr is there finishing up his food and chatting with Britney

Chance: Chan: well good afternoon you two.

DMaster: Plugr nods, Britney comes over and gives you a little hug
BRIT: Miss you…
Looking at you with puppy dog eyes. She has your favorite perfume on and she smells incredible. Ferellus picks up on this right away, his eyes wide and a big grin.

Chance: Give her a hug back
Chan: well I miss you too, this training is taking up a lot of time. It’s pretty interesting
smiling & trying everything in my power to stay focused

DMaster: PLUG: I am heading over to the Temple, I am getting Rohlia

Chance: Chan: is she finally better?

DMaster: PLUG: Enough to leave the temple. We are putting her up in the Inn, hoping getting her out of the Temple might perk her up a bit.
BRIT: Ferellus can you go and get some supplies for her at the market?
She hands him a list, he is wiping his brow, has a smirk
FER: Sure, sure.
Nudges you a bit and walks out the door
PLUG: Maybe have someone get the room ready?
Britney smiles, with a slightly innocent look.
BRIT: I will.
Plugr nods, has an odd look and heads out

Chance: Chan: I am sure you’re enjoying the quiet without me causing trouble.
Give her a smile and a wink.
Chan: how have you been?

DMaster:She glances over to see Corina at the desk reading a book.
BRIT: Its quiet here without you and your mom, I miss you both. Ursula has off today, could you quick get a room ready, for old times sake? It’s third floor, first room.
I’ll be up with fresh sheets

Chance: Chan: for old time sake I will make sure it is spotless for her, I thought my days of getting rooms ready were done.
smiling, then furrow my brow.
Chan: Third floor? For someone recovering? Uhh Britney…

DMaster: BRIT: It’s what she wanted.
she heads into the linen closet and you go to the room. Walking in, the room is spotless. Looks like it’s been that way for a while.

Chance: hmm something is fishy

DMaster: Before you know it, the door closes behind you. Its Britney, she pulls off her dress and she is butt naked. She pushes you to the bed and straddles you

Chance: Hold her back a bit, trying to get her attention.
Chan: Britney, slow down

DMaster: BRIT: When have I ever been slow?
She is trying to kiss you, then starts in on your neck

Chance: Chan: sorry, I just can’t do this
Trying to get her to stop,

DMaster: BRIT: What? I have been so patient!
She is trying to get your pants off.

Chance: Chan: Britney, please stop. I am sorry, I can’t do this

DMaster: She hears the tone of your voice, and she stops. Leans up and has a baffled look on her face, a ray of sunshine is beaming through and it makes it to her face and body.
BRIT: Why not?

Chance: Sigh and look down as best I can.
Chan: it’s just that, my heart belongs to another

DMaster: She looks confused.
BRIT: What the hell are you talking about? Your heart belongs to another? Wat?
Then it’s as if someone whispered it in her ear. She sighs, closes her eyes, slaps her forehead.
BRIT: No, no, no.
Shakes her head, a look of worry washes over her face.
BRIT: Chance, please tell me this is not about the Princess. You have to know this is a one way relationship, a one way love affair. She is a Royal, a Princess/

Chance: Sigh loudly
Chan: I know, I know, everyone keeps telling me.

DMaster: Britney’s eyes bulge
BRIT: Excuse me? You can’t be telling anyone what happened, dammit chance!

Chance: Chan: No, I am not telling anyone. It is just every time someone talks about the Royals or Affinity, it’s always the same damn thing. She is going to be married, going to be queen, yadda yadda yadda.

DMaster: BRIT: Affinity? Did I just hear you call her by her first name?
Her eyes real big still and shaking her head.

Chance: Chan: Yes, her name. Affinity. She requested that I call her that, so sorry if I am following her command.
Starting to really get annoyed.

DMaster: Britney can tell you are getting mad by your demeanor. But she responds.
BRIT: You know that you can never be with her right? You have to know this. Please, tell me you do.

Chance: Shrug my shoulders
Chan: things can change

DMaster: She gets up, turns to the door. She bends over grabs her dress. She glances back to you, looks hurt and still shaking her head.

Chance: Chan: I am truly sorry
Lean up in bed, look away.

DMaster: BRIT: I hope that you can accept the reality of the situation. Sooner rather than later. I do not want to see you get hurt, anymore than you already will.

Chance: Chan: well, that is for Animax to decide and if not at least I will get my wish to see the world. I just don’t want…

DMaster: Interrupting the quarter elf.
BRIT: No Chance, that is not for Animax to decide, that ship has sailed. No, strike that, that ship was never set to sail. Her future has already been decided. You will NEVER be with her again, ever.
Opens the door, pauses a moment and looks your way.

Chance: Chan: I don’t know.

DMaster: Then with a bit of annoyance and anger in her voice.
BRIT: Don’t be an ignorant teenager. The quicker you forget the Princess, the better off you will be. Otherwise you will be hurting for a long time.

Chance: Chan: I will be fine. No worries

DMaster: Turns her head from you, closes the door with a bit of frustration.

Chance: slap forehead, what were you thinking you fool – get up and open the door and walk down the stairs

DMaster: The bottom floor is all but empty

Chance: quietly slip out the door, time to leave the Inn and head back to Ferellus’s house, staying sharp on the way there

DMaster: Its about mid afternoon, another warm day, few clouds, light winds. You make it to the entrance area in the back yard

Chance: quietly go in and to Ferellus’s room

DMaster: You mope around the bedroom for a while, losing track of time. Time slips by and your startled to see Ferellus come in the room. Ferellus tells you that you missed some training by Plugr… you were not supposed to leave.

Chance: Chan: Guess I will have to make it up

DMaster: The night goes by fast, you eat, and fall asleep fairly quickly with so many things on your mind.

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THREE DAYS PASS

DM: Three more days pass. Training happens and little else. Just moving the timeline ahead.

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DMaster: You wake up, get ready, no peep show today, eat and then head out to train.

Chance: Really focus myself on training

DMaster: Morty’s training went well, then you eat an uninspired lunch and you have Plugr’s training. After dinner you head up to Rohlia’s room and she starts you on some bow training

Chance: Stay focused and listen to her well
Chan: you better take all this in Ferellus, since you love that bow
Wait for Rohlia to get done with the training for the day

DMaster: It was pretty basic but you learned a few things. You head to Ferellus’s, its pretty late. The sky is turning a purple as the sun sets. You have dinner with Ferellus’s family. Stare at Shanna’s tits for a few minutes and head to bed with a pup tent. You get to sleep pretty quick considering how full the day was. You two sleep.

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NEXT DAY

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DMaster: You get up, clean up a bit, eat and head out for training.

Chance: Chan: and a good morning to you Morty

DMaster: He seems chipper. There are no bottles around his area, and its all clean

Chance: Chan: wow, I have never seen it this clean

DMaster: MORT: Yup… kicking the drinking. Time to sober up, at least for a bit.

Chance: Chan: I never thought that day would come, well then shall we get to the training?

DMaster: MORT: Aye!
Training went marginally. You had some missteps, and things on your mind was interfering with your concentration. Back at the Inn, you eat lunch, Rohlia has enough strength, and you end up doing more training in her room. After dinner you have an hour or two of training with Plugr; more detailed map making and a silent hand signal type language.

Chance: Take a walk along the beach before heading home but stay focused

DMaster: Ferellus headed home, you took a walk, went home, and fell asleep

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NEXT DAY

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Chance: Trying to see if I can wake up before Ferellus this morning

DMaster: You wake up and he isn’t even in his bed

Chance: Get up and clean up a little, get dressed and pop my head outside his door, see if anyone is up there

DMaster: Ferellus is talking with Plugr out by the secret entrance to the house

Chance: Chan: good morning to you both

DMaster: PLUG: Chance… lets go, we have to get to the guard quarters, Helynne has an update for us.

Chance: Chan: Right with you Plugr
Follow Plugr

DMaster: You three head into the guard house and Helynne waves you in her office

Chance: Chan: Good morning to you Helynne, so what’s going on?

DMaster: Helynne nods and sits down
HEL: I wanted to get with you this morning before the day got away from us. We are getting reports of small boats coming in and out of the sunken islands harbor that has been abandoned for years

Chance: Take a seat and listen

DMaster: HEL: No one is supposed to be there; let alone sailing in and out. That dock is so badly damaged we don’t even patrol it.

Chance: Chan: what does this mean?

DMaster: She rubs her temples
HEL: It means, some one is sailing in and out of the docks
Looking at you annoyed with wide eyes.
FER: Can we get a learning tutor for chance, he can be a bit dense.
He chuckles, Plugr goes to laugh, stops himself and nudges Ferellus.
HEL: Speaking with… well, people, we are going to set up a sting tonight. Plugr, suggested that you two are ready for a simple task.

Chance: Chan: We are.
Looking at Plugr

DMaster: Plugr nods

Chance: Chan: is it a quick get in and out. task?

DMaster: FER: The best kind… Nice…
The captain shakes her head
HEL: its a sit and wait
PLUG: I don’t think we are even going to approve an engagement today, just an informational squat
Helynne smiles and looks at the semi-retired knight.
HEL: well put.

Chance: Chan: and see who or what goes in or out I take it right

DMaster: FER: Sharp as a bowling ball, they say about that Chance.
Helynne tries to not laugh. Plugr again nudges Ferellus

Chance: Chan: What the hell dude, some one squat on your toast this morning?

DMaster: Helynne waves her hand, interrupting.
HEL: Yes. So Plugr says you are training with Morty this morning.
She glances at Plugr.
PLUG: Make it short, head back to the Inn. We will go over everything then

Chance: Chan: as you say Plugr. Yeah training with Morty, he even quit drinking

DMaster: PLUG: Yeah we had a good talk earlier this week

Chance: Chan: I am glad you did he is a good teacher. I suppose we should head over to Morty’s and get the days training in. Kind of interested to see what he has in store for us today

DMaster: You say goodbyes and head back, get your training stuff and walk to Morty’s, the sky is more cloudy than normal but still a pleasant day. You get to the retired captains hovel and he already knows the schedule.

Chance: Train and then head to the Inn when we are done

DMaster: Decent training day. Plugr is there, Britney is behind the counter with Corine

Chance: Chan: we are here Plugr, good afternoon Britney and Corrine

DMaster: Britney glances up, softly smiles and looks back down. Corine waves and continues what she is doing. Ferellus sensing something is up. Whispers:
FER: When’s the last time you nailed that? Are you going to get some cougar ass today?

Chance: Smack Ferellus in the arm
Chan: Focus

DMaster: You sit down. Ursula walks over with some platters of food

Chance: Look over at Ferellus

DMaster: Ferellus sits up straight
FER: Hey, uhhh Hi Ursula. Who, or I mean… how are you?
Ursala giggles a little and blushes.
URS: I am… ok, thank you.

Chance: Just shake head and look at the food.

DMaster: Plugr has a grin on his face as he watches Ferellus fumble around

Chance: Chan: Smooth as diarrhea in the sun. *laughing*

DMaster: PLU: OK. I am hoping tonight’s reconnaissance will go much better than; Ferellus trying to flirt
Ferellus looks up from jamming cheese in his mouth
FER: Phwhat!
Cheese flies out.

Chance: Chan: well I for one won’t let you down, not after how much faith you have put in us both.

DMaster: PLU: Well its going to be pretty hard to screw this up, just sit and watch, take notes like how I taught and report back to us before morning

Chance: Chan: that is simple enough, I think we can do it

DMaster: He rolls out a map and points out the best vantage point
PLU: It is very important you don’t get caught. I’d rather you not see anything and not get caught, then the opposite. Understand?
Fer: Yeff!
Food flies out his mouth again
FER: Oopffs

Chance: Chan: Aye, completely understand
Looking at the vantage point on the map

DMaster: PLUG: Brit has set you up with a room upstairs.
Ferellus’s eyes perk up, look over to you. Egging you on.

Chance: Nibbling on some food, shake my head.

DMaster: PLUG: Work a bit on the Cant I have been teaching, you can use this tonight
DM: Cant being a silent hand signal language

Chance: Chan: we can do that as long as Ferellus can do it better than he flirts

DMaster: He is gulping down a drink. Ursala walks to the table with purpose after hearing you guys, walks over to grab a plate.
URS: He flirts just fine, thank you very little.
She smiles, blushes, grabs the plate and starts to walk away. The dark haired teen’s eyes perk up, he wipes his mouth.

Chance: Chan: *whispering* there is your chance, go for it

DMaster: FER: How, YOU, doing?
She glances behind her playfully. Plugr raises his eyebrow, then shakes his head

Chance: Bust out laughing

DMaster: Ferellus gets up and walks over to Ursula and they start talking

Chance: Chan: if you will excuse me, I need to make amends with someone

DMaster: Plugr nods and wraps up the map and hands it to you
PLUG: Wait for an hour after the sun goes down then head out

Chance: Chan: I will keep this safe and study it before we leave. Oh and question; would you suggest just as a safety measure we take our weapons at least?

DMaster: PLUG: You will be in full gear. I will be back at sunset to make sure everything is set

Chance: Chan: Aye, we shall be ready

DMaster: He heads out the door, Ferellus is still talking to Ursula

Chance: Walk over toward Britney and Corrine

DMaster: You see Ferra behind the desk no one else

Chance: Chan: Ferra, can you tell me where Britney went?

DMaster: She looks up from a book
FER: Ummmm I don’t know. I wasn’t paying attention, Sorry

Chance: Chan: it’s okay
Will head to her room see if she is there

DMaster: You head away from the desk. Rohlia is heading down the stairs.
ROH: Chance! I was hoping to catch you and Ferellus

Chance: Chan: well Rohlia, you caught me but Ferellus is a little busy at the moment
Pointing in the direction he is

DMaster: Rohlia is looking right behind you
ROH: Huh, he is right here.
FER: Hey Rohlia, you feeling good?
ROH: Well enough, thank you

Chance: Chan: glad you are doing better, I was worried

DMaster: ROH: I hear you two are going on a recon mission tonight.
She smiles and sighs.
ROH: I am jealous. They are my favorite

Chance: Chan: well I am just happy to be given this chance. glad someone has put a little faith in this halfbreed

DMaster: She just talks to you for a few minutes giving you tips; like instead of diving to hide, just stand still, etc

Chance: Take it all in – and then go look for Britney. Head to her room, when I get there will knock on the door

DMaster: There is no answer. After a few knocks you let yourself in. The living room is fairly dark, just a soft lantern in the corner, shadows dance across the floor the smell of flowers through out the room. The large windows have drapes drawn to keep the sun and heat out.

Chance: Listen to see if I can hear any talking

DMaster: no talking, you hear a splash coming from the far door. You knock again, then call her name. You see the room get a little lighter and Britney walking towards the door with a towel around her. She stops.
BRIT: Oh Chance, come in, I am just taking a bath
She turns back around and heads for the bathroom

Chance: Walk in and slowly follow her

DMaster: She drops the towel and gets into the bath. The Bath has some flowers in it, and she has this real nice incense burning. The warmth, the smell, the mood; it is intoxicating.

Chance: Chan: I hope I am not disturbing you. I think I owe you an apology.
Hopefully something doesn’t stand at attention

DMaster: Britney looks at you inquisitively
BRIT: You do?

Chance: Chan: yes, I do, for the way I behaved the other day

DMaster: BRIT: Nothing you did or said required an apology

Chance: Chan: well in my eyes, it did
Squat down to her level. Touch her face.

DMaster: She smiles at you, is taken a little a back by your change of heart.
BRIT: I appreciate it, but you were just being honest with me.
She leans into your hands touch

Chance: Chan: well honest or not, you were right. A relationship with the Princess is a pipe dream. My time with you, for everything, has been amazing. I don’t want to ruin that or miss out on something. Plus you’re friggen sexy as fuck
Slowly move my hand to her hair and run my fingers through her hair

DMaster: Enjoying you running your hand through her hair, she closes her eyes and purrs.
BRIT: I am a little, ain’t I
She smiles and giggles.

Chance: Chan: is there room enough in there for another?

DMaster: She smiles and giggles again.
BRIT: Yes… but the clothes will not fit

Chance: Chan: well then help me with the clothes

Chance: Chan: So, I guess you missed me? I counted three?
whispering in her ear

DMaster: BRIT: yes, and a few mini ones too.
She shutters a bit, a short lived cold breeze runs through the bathroom.
BRIT: You have no idea how much I missed you. What am I going to do when you leave for good?

Chance: Chan: guess you will have to find another young stud.
Laughing a little
Chan: who says I won’t come back?
Start kissing her neck

DMaster: She lets you kiss for a bit, then leans up against the wall panting. Another cool wind hits and both of you shiver.
BRIT: Once you get out there, adventuring, it is intoxicating. I know you Chance, if you can keep your nose clean, you were born for this.

Chance: Turn her around, and look into her eyes, pull her close and slowly touch her face

DMaster: She has tears welling up in her eyes as she is thinking about you not being here. In normal Brit fashion, she pushes you away and gets out of the tub. She wipes a tear away and looks around the room, shakes her blonde head and then just starts to laugh.
BRIT: There is more water on the floor than in the tub
hand on her head, glancing at you.
BRIT: Sorry Chance… just got a bit too real there

Chance: Chan: Don’t be sorry. I may be leaving but that doesn’t mean I wont come back to see you.
Carefully climb out of the tub, not to fall.

DMaster: She grabs your arm to help and it leads into a long warm embrace between you two. And like clock work, she pushes you away when you think she is crying. Britney then walks out of the room looking for some towels.
BRIT: I know you can visit, it is just right now; there are so many changes in such a short amount of time
She shivers again, wraps her arms around her self.
BRIT: What the hell, it’s kind of cold in here.
She stops, looks around.
BRIT: Whats that noise? You cold?

Chance: Chan: A little
Shrug my shoulders

DMaster: She moves the blinds away, it’s raining real hard out
BRIT: That’s not going to help you tonight
She says glancing over to you. You both see some lightning and hear the thunder

Chance: Chan: I am not worried about that. We will be just squatting on some rocks looking over the water. Might be romantic, you should join us.

DMaster: She gives you a fun but odd look for that comment.
BRIT: *giggles* we were so loud we didn’t hear the thunder rolling in.

Chance: Look out the window, furrow my brow. This storm really moved quickly, did I remember seeing dark clouds?

DMaster: No you didn’t. She is also coming to the same conclusion and has a concerned look on her face
BRIT: it was bright and sunny when I shut the blinds less than an hour ago

Chance: Chan: I think we can fit one more in, you know… meaning, well more than one meaning
Giving her a smile and a puppy dog look.

DMaster: BRIT: Put the flopper away for a second, horn ball
She says half laughing, looking for her towels.
BRIT: something is not right. You can’t feel it?

Chance: Open my senses up a bit, look back out the window.

DMaster: it feels cold… colder than it should be, Britney heads to the bathroom and throws a ton of towels on the ground. She grabs her dress and throws it over her head, she is tossing you your clothes.

Chance: Chan: your right, something isn’t right
Catch my clothes and get dressed

DMaster: The clothes you put on are half drenched. By the time you get dressed there is a knock on the door, Britney opens it
FER: Britney… do you know where Chance is?

Chance: Chan: where else would I be?
Poking my head behind Britney’s

DMaster: FER: Plugrs back. He looks like a drowned rat, and he is not happy.
Britney heads past Ferellus. Ferellus looks at you, does a little dance and has a big smile on his face.

Chance: Smile and shake my head at my best friend. Follow Britney

DMaster: Plugr is in the main hall, drenched. Rohlia next to him looking him over with a smirk. Ferellus was not lying, he looks miserable. From what you can see from the windows it looks like a damn hurricane outside. He see’s you three
PLUG: Hey. I don’t know what the hell is going on. I was out talking with Morty and I turned around and the next thing I know this storm is over head. No warning, no storm clouds in the distance. Then this cold air rushes in from the center of the island, not from the ocean.
He grabs a towel Ferra handed him and is toweling off his hair, still talking.
PLUG: Everyone was running around trying to get to shelter
I ran over here as quick as I could

Chance: Chan: do you think Finster could have something to do with this?

DMaster: Plugr stops and looks at you, gives you a little bit of an angry look.
PLUG: Do not make assumptions Chance, and it’s better not to say his name.

Chance: Chan: OK, fair enough, maybe his Priestess?

DMaster: Ferellus smacks his forehead and leans into you, whispering.
FER: Did Britney just fuck the smarts right out of you?
Britney is shaking her head, imagining what Ferellus must of just said to his best friend. She then interrupts what was most likely Plugr, ready to rip Chance a new one.
BRIT: Could it just be a weather phenomena?
PLUG: I never witnessed anything like this in my life and I have traveled the majority of the Realms. I guess it could be, but from land, not water?

Chance: Slowly take a deep breath and fully open my senses, See if I can feel more than just the cold

DMaster: It just doesn’t feel right. The thunder is almost deafening, and the lightning is just relentless. Britney hands Plugr another towel. He smiles, stops and sniffs.
PLUG: Mmmm, you smell nice.
She smiles and walks over to the desk.

Chance: Chan: Let’s just say, for shit’s sake, this is not a natural phenomena, can we then talk about the elephant in the room?

DMaster: ROH: How often does this island get a storm? The last one, I was practically gutted in a stinkbox warehouse by a buzzcut skank. It’s almost been a week.
Plugr sighs and nods. He walks to the table with some water on it. He passes you by, sniffs and stops. Your eyes meet. His eyes grow big with a little bit of shock. Turns back to the table and grabs some water.

Chance: Wondering why Plugr just looked at me like that.
Chan: Once or twice a month usually, only rains maybe 4-5 times a month, except for that month in winter, it rains for like a month straight, but no storms.

DMaster: Britney walks over to you, leans into you. You can smell her scent from the tub…

Chance: Chan: Oh shit.
Say without thinking, ‘Plugr smells Britney’s scent on me,’ think to myself.

DMaster: Everyone glances over to you.

Chance: Chan: I uhhh… think I left my, uhhh, underwear out on the line at Ferellus’s or… something.

DMaster: Ferellus looks at you oddly, then around the room shrugging his shoulders.
ROH: Your underwear, on the line? You doing laundry now Chance?

Chance: Chan: Sure!
Look innocent.